Yesterday i was in the women's restroom washing my hands at the sink. in walks this little oriental man in blue scrubs.
"Hello" he said as he walked past me into one of the stalls.
"Hi" i responded in a little-too-squeaky voice.
Then i'm pretty sure something next to my heart did a somersault as i did one of those delayed double-takes. i had a decision to make. in a matter of milliseconds, i either had to tell this man that he was in the wrong place, or i had to stifle any awkward sounds of shock trying to escape my vocal cords & just let it be.
I ended up drying my hands eye-widened & mouth-gaped, & briskly leaving behind the oriental man to complete his purposes in the privacy of the women's bathroom.
Awwwkwarrrrd.
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